man i love taquitos and guacamole
Or a bag of weed and two blunts.
no dude wtf dont u know drugs r fuckin illegal do u want to get us both arrested jfc smh
Me Against The Music - Naya Rivera/Santana Lopez & Heather Morris/Brittany S. Pierce
"So Get Up In My Grill, Cause Brits And I Wants To Get Our Anesthesia On…"
Sexiest thing Glee ever did
I’d very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
other things to say during sex
- say my name
- you are killing me with that booty
- fuck you and your eyebrows
- yeah bitch
- they’re not rocks they’re minerals
- we’re done when i say we’re done
- who messes with the blowfish
- wipe down this
do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second
Me pretending to be in the Snuggie commercial ft. mom
omg you’re mother seriously looks like she’s running low on hope
her and my dog both
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along