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imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

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leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

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genitaled:

when a hot person calls themselves ugly

image

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girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
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nerdjpg:

"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.

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"I am tough, but I’m no cookie."

Sep 01      ♥ 10165     source  

books-are-for-prisoners:

And here we have Piper Chapman, the Litchfield Champion of Expert Comebacks…

Sep 01      ♥ 5223     source  

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.

Sep 01      ♥ 199608     source  

"The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding."

— (via psych-facts)
Sep 01      ♥ 6157     source  

thecutestofthecute:

There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.

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dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

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