impmon:

no no no, im a TRAINsexual not a transexual. nothing gets my dick harder than a sweet ass train

(via willsherod)

3ridan:

do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to

(Source: lapfoxs, via nostalgicbycircumstance)

hershpa:

you know what’s not fair

normally when people get debilitating stomach cramps and fevers, they stay home from work or school for a day or two

but then you get your period and you’re expected to pOWER THROUGH IT LIKE A WOMAN AND GET SHIT DONE ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE OFF EVERY MONTH EVEN AS THE FLESH IS TORN FROM YOUR UTERUS AND PURGED IN RIVERS OF BLOOD FROM YOUR VAGINA

why is that

(Source: deactivatingsoon, via willsherod)

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

when boys smile, i die

oh…

(via willsherod)

i-am-big-brother:

I NEED INTERCOURSE *I yell at the world*

(via howcouldhell-b-anyworse-deactiv)

ex-cuse-u:

so when i came out and told my mom i was gay my mom said she loved me anyway and then we heard my sister yell from the other room “can someone answer the phone” and my mom goes “what its not ringing” and she yells back “BECAUSE I FUCKING CALLED IT” and my mom yelled at her

(via bringmeadaytopiercethehorizon)