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it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
Titled: Brace for It.
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.
And here we have Piper Chapman, the Litchfield Champion of Expert Comebacks…
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
That second one means so much.